Okay here it is, folks: the official Beezid Buzz joke thread! Post your jokes!
Only rules are keep it clean, keep it good-natured, and don't just copy/paste it... tell it in your own words!
You guys may not realize this, but in addition to my duties as blogger/blog admin, I'm also the copywriter here at Beezid, which means (among other things) that I write the product descriptions for the stuff you bid on.
Occasionally, I like to get... creative with them.
So some of you old timers might remember this one, which I thought up...
In case you haven't heard, this seemingly ordinary dress has sparked a worldwide controversy all across the Interwebs, the likes of which have not been seen since Longcat took on Tacgnol.
Yes... pretty much like that.
What's the issue? The dress's color. Blue and black, right? Have another look:
No, we didn't photoshop that. For complicated scientifical-type reasons that are way too nerdy for anybody outside the field of science to understand, this dress appears blue and black sometimes, and white and gold at...
As all of you are by now aware, no less an august personage than the winner of Where's The Beef 2015 requested the "other white meat" for our next recipe. An A-lister being an A-lister, how could I possibly refuse?
Of course, the "other white meat" is famously open to interpretation.
I wanted to go all out. I spent all week in negotiations with high-end suppliers promising me everything from beaver to alligator. But Thursday night rolled around and nothing had come through. Desperate times calling for desparate measures, I had to make a...
Well, the Oscars are over for another year, and the Bidcademy Awards along with them. Hopefully everybody scored some great wins and had an awesome time.
But now, we have some unfinished business!
Over the months, you guys have all made the "Buzz" live up to its name with helpful comments, detailed feedback, plenty of fun and general silliness. So, in recognition of noteworthy (and, in some cases, dubious) achievements here on the Beezid Buzz, I am proud to present the first ever Blogcademy Awards!
I've been so slammed this week with preparations for the Bidcademy Awards and all the other fun stuff we're cooking up for you guys that I didn't even have time to think of a recipe to cook up for you until Baker Cat reminded me of it yesterday morning!
I was in a pinch, because these recipes usually take me a fair bit of research and planning, quite apart from the time spent cooking them.
Then I remembered this awesome Honey Lime Shrimp appetizer. I served it up to some of my buddies from the Hive...