10 Products You Will Never Find On Beezid.com

As you know, Beezid offers a great variety of awesome products including Plasma TVs, iPads, Home Theatre systems and much, much more.

 

While on our journey for finding great items to offer at ridiculously low prices, we have come across a few that just didn’t make the cut for pretty obvious and hilarious reasons.

 

Here are our top 10 products that will never be up for auction at Beezid.com.

 

 

 

1. The DVD Rewinder

This little handy tool is a great way to save on DVD rewinding fees from your local movie rental store.

 

Compatible and safe for all disc formats: DVDs, CDR, VCD, CD, and Multi-Region, and even works with BluRay Discs too!

 

We figured, when you can pick up a Samsung 3D BluRay DVD Player from Beezid at unbeatable prices, it wouldn’t make sense to also have the DVD rewinder as part of our rollout!  So, sad to say, the DVD rewinder didn’t make it into our live auctions.

 

However, you may still be able to get one at Amazon.com. It even continues to maintain a superb 5 Star Rating! We wonder why?....

 

 

2. The Goatee Saver

When it came to deciding what we would put in our ‘Self Grooming’ category on the site, we were hard pressed.

 

We came across The Goatee Saver.  Although it is a product that is strongly supported by the Goatee Preservation Society, we decided not to go with it.

 

We figured that trimming a perfect goatee all the time would take the fun and challenge out of it.  To many, it is considered an art form, and for that, we did not want to tamper with the perfected art of goatee-trimming that has been evolving over the centuries.

 

However, if the goatee saver is something you are interested in, you can visit their official website.

 

 

 

3. The Hair Visor

Having a bad hair day?  Beezid has the Gentlemen’s Personal Barber to take care of that for you.

 

But what if every day is a ‘no hair day’?  Well there’s always the Hair Visor.  Perfect for when you want to play a round of golf and keep the sun out of your eyes, and off your head.

 

Unfortunately this product didn’t make our rollout. We figured a nice $100 Callaway Golf Gift Card would be a better choice for our golf fans.  The hair visor can be found here.

 

 

 

4.    The Brief Safe

 

With all the money you are saving when shopping at Beezid.com, there must be some place safe where you can keep your savings other than in the bank.

 

We stumbled upon the Brief Safe.  It’s better than having a personal vault because a vault would indicate that you own valuables and it would certainly attract thieves rather than discourage them.  But one look at the Brief Safe and burglars will do a complete 180.

 

Leave the brief safe out in the open in your hotel room while on vacation or on the floor of your bedroom at home and your treasures are sure to stay safe.  They are great for keeping cash, documents and other small valuables inside!

 

Even veteran thieves will come to a “skidding” halt when they encounter the brief safe.  Unfortunately we didn’t line these up for auction, mainly because it wouldn’t be big enough to hold all the money you are saving at Beezid. They were available for a while at Sears and Amazon, but now they have taken them off their sites. You can still see a cached version of it here.

 

 

 

5.    PuppyTweets

PuppyTweets lets your dog use Twitter.  It sends updates whenever your dog barks, eats, or plays.  People have already been known to setup Twitter accounts for their animals, but now animals can actually Tweet for themselves! Apparently there are about 500 types of Tweets that can be triggered from your dog.  Doggonit! Your dog just may be a more active Tweeter than you are!

 

 

Many of us at Beezid.com are pet enthusiasts, but we figure a $100 Amazon gift card might be better suited for buying goodies for your pet, so unfortunately this one didn’t make our rollout either.

 

 

 

6. The Zaky Pillow

Even if these hands are the size of Andre The Giant's, it’s doubtful that they will keep your baby feeling safe and warm.

 

 

The weight of each pillow is supposed to simulate the weight and touch of the hands of a caring parent.

 

We decided not to pick up this product either and think that you’d be in better ‘hands’ with a $200 Walmart Gift Card which can help you pamper and care for your baby properly. It’s got to be said though – that this is a very cute, albeit creepy, picture!

 

 

 

7. The Fake TV

Scare prowlers away with the Fake TV.  Put it near your window and burglars will be deterred.

 

Why didn’t this make the cut to go up on Beezid, you ask?

 

Quite simply, when we have Samsung 3D 50” Plasma TVs going for $13.27, why bother with this when you can have the real thing?  For less than 14 bucks at Beezid you can scare them off with your real 50” inch 3DTV by leaving it on!

 

 

Throw in a Sony Bravia Home Theatre system that usually goes for less than $30.00 at Beezid and you can do what the kid in the movie Home Alone did to scare off the robbers.

 

 

 

8. The Tummy Tub

Now we don’t know about you, but it seems to us the baby is looking up and thinking “Why are you putting me in here?”

 

This product didn’t make our rollout for a few reasons, not to mention your baby will quickly grow too big for it. Kids grow up fast, and when they do, even the bathtub isn’t big enough to splash around and play in. 

 

That’s why we have MSpa Portable Inflatable Bubble Spas at Beezid. Whether you are 5 years old, or 50, it will always provide enjoyment. The inflatable bubble spas are great for relaxing after a hard day at the office!

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. Nose Drip Dispensor

The nose drip dispenser didn’t make it into our auction cycle mainly because we thought that using soap generally means you want to get clean.

 

Now correct us if we’re wrong but wouldn’t rubbing simulated boogers all over your body make you feel a little icky? Yeah…

 

Although we think it’s pretty good for a laugh, it takes up a lot more space than having a bar of soap or a bottle of body wash in the shower.

 

 

 

10.     The Comfort Wipe

Finally, the amazing Comfort Wipe. Although we can clearly see its intended practicality and usefulness, we figured that Beezidders wouldn’t be too interested in this product.

 

We figured that since we specialize in wiping retail prices away, we have wiping pretty well covered.

 

However, upon closer inspection, it may be useful for helping you to stretch further when dusting that 50” Plasma TV you just got from Beezid!

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, did we do alright in weeding out our roll outs? Which ones did you like or dislike the most? Know anyone who has any of these? Share it with us in the comments below.

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